The Dropped Pass Hex of Dylan Drummond
Dylan Drummond · ATL · WR
“Drummond will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Drummond's week
- Drummond's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Drummond gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
85%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Cardinals, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Drummond scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Drummond in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Drummond is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Drummond actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.