The Phantom Flag Hex of Dylan Drummond
Dylan Drummond · ATL · WR
“Drummond finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Drummond's week
- Drummond is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Drummond gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Eastern Michigan's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Drummond, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Drummond in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Drummond is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Drummond actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.