The Inch-Short Hex of Dylan Drummond
Dylan Drummond · ATL · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Drummond's stadium. Only over Drummond.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Drummond's week
- Drummond goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Drummond scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
72%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Drummond's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Drummond in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Drummond is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Drummond actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.