The Inch-Short Hex of Dylan Drummond
Dylan Drummond · ATL · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Drummond's stadium. Only over Drummond.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Drummond's week
- Drummond gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Drummond gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Eastern Michigan's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A used challenge flag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Drummond's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Drummond in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Drummond is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Drummond actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.