The Phantom Flag Hex of Dylan Drummond
Dylan Drummond · ATL · WR
“Drummond is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Drummond's week
- The QB looks at Drummond exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Drummond scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
79%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Drummond, Drummond, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Drummond in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Drummond is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Drummond actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.