The Butter-Finger Hex of Dylan Drummond
Dylan Drummond · ATL · WR
“Drummond gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Eastern Michigan's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Drummond's week
- Drummond scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Drummond's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Drummond was due a breakout.
84%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Saints fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Drummond, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Drummond in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Drummond is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Drummond actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.