The Phantom Flag Hex of Dylan Drummond
Dylan Drummond · ATL · WR
“Drummond scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Drummond's week
- A mysterious flag erases Drummond's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Drummond gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Eastern Michigan's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Drummond's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Drummond in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Drummond is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Drummond actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.