The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Dylan Drummond
Dylan Drummond · ATL · WR
“Drummond drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Drummond's week
- Drummond gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Eastern Michigan's biggest rival.
- Drummond gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
86%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Drummond drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Drummond in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Drummond is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Drummond actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.