The Phantom Holding Hex of Dylan Drummond
Dylan Drummond · ATL · WR
“Drummond gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Eastern Michigan's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Drummond's week
- Drummond gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Drummond scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
89%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Bears, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Drummond scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Drummond in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Drummond is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Drummond actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.