The Mystery Tweak Hex of Dylan Drummond
Dylan Drummond · ATL · WR
“Drummond tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Drummond's week
- Drummond gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Eastern Michigan's biggest rival.
- The QB looks at Drummond exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
74%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Drummond's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Drummond in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Drummond is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Drummond actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.