The Late Scratch Hex of Dylan Drummond
Dylan Drummond · ATL · WR
“The broadcast shows Drummond on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Drummond's week
- Drummond gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Drummond gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Eastern Michigan's biggest rival.
78%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
- A used challenge flag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Drummond drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Drummond in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Drummond is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Drummond actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.