The Inch-Short Hex of Dylan Drummond
Dylan Drummond · ATL · WR
“Drummond is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Drummond's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Drummond's stadium. Only over Drummond.
- Drummond gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Eastern Michigan's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single tear from a Bills fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Drummond scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Drummond in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Drummond is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Drummond actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.