The Mystery Tweak Hex of Dylan Drummond
Dylan Drummond · ATL · WR
“Drummond gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Eastern Michigan's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Drummond's week
- The broadcast shows Drummond on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Drummond sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
73%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Drummond drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Drummond in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Drummond is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Drummond actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.