The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Dylan Drummond
Dylan Drummond · ATL · WR
“The broadcast shows Drummond on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Drummond's week
- Drummond gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Drummond gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Eastern Michigan's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Drummond, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Drummond in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Drummond is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Drummond actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.