The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Dylan Drummond
Dylan Drummond · ATL · WR
“Drummond will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Drummond's week
- Drummond gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Eastern Michigan's biggest rival.
- Drummond gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
84%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Drummond's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Drummond in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Drummond is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Drummond actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.