The Dropped Pass Hex of Dylan Drummond
Dylan Drummond · ATL · WR
“Drummond gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Drummond's week
- Drummond is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Drummond is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
81%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Steelers jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Drummond drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Drummond in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Drummond is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Drummond actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.