The Hamstring Hex of Dylan Drummond
Dylan Drummond · ATL · WR
“Drummond gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Drummond's week
- Drummond tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Drummond runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
86%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Drummond's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Drummond in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Drummond is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Drummond actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.