The Hamstring Hex of Dylan Drummond
Dylan Drummond · ATL · WR
“Drummond is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Drummond's week
- Drummond gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Drummond gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
78%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Drummond scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Drummond in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Drummond is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Drummond actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.