The Snap Count Hex of Dylan Drummond
Dylan Drummond · ATL · WR
“Drummond's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Drummond's week
- The QB looks at Drummond exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Drummond's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Drummond was due a breakout.
90%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Drummond drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Drummond in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Drummond is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Drummond actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.