The Hamstring Hex of Dylan Drummond
Dylan Drummond · ATL · WR
“The QB looks at Drummond exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Drummond's week
- Drummond tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Ref: "Number Drummond, that's a flag." Drummond: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
85%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Drummond's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Drummond in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Drummond is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Drummond actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.