The Inch-Short Hex of Dylan Drummond
Dylan Drummond · ATL · WR
“Drummond is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Drummond's week
- Drummond finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Drummond will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
72%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Drummond, Drummond, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Drummond in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Drummond is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Drummond actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.