The Late Scratch Hex of Dylan Drummond
Dylan Drummond · ATL · WR
“Drummond tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Drummond's week
- The broadcast shows Drummond on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Drummond does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
83%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Drummond's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Drummond in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Drummond is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Drummond actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.