The Dropped Pass Hex of Dylan Drummond
Dylan Drummond · ATL · WR
“Drummond gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Eastern Michigan's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Drummond's week
- Drummond runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Drummond finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
85%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Drummond's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Drummond in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Drummond is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Drummond actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.