The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Dylan Drummond
Dylan Drummond · ATL · WR
“Drummond finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Drummond's week
- Drummond runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Drummond drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
88%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Bears fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Drummond, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Drummond in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Drummond is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Drummond actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.