The Dropped Pass Hex of Dylan Drummond
Dylan Drummond · ATL · WR
“Drummond runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Drummond's week
- Drummond gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Eastern Michigan's biggest rival.
- Drummond will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
88%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Drummond, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Drummond in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Drummond is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Drummond actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.