The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Dylan Drummond
Dylan Drummond · ATL · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Drummond's stadium. Only over Drummond.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Drummond's week
- Drummond drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Drummond gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Eastern Michigan's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A used challenge flag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Drummond, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Drummond in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Drummond is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Drummond actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.