The Phantom Holding Hex of Dylan Drummond
Dylan Drummond · ATL · WR
“Drummond scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Drummond's week
- Drummond gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Drummond will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
90%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Drummond drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Drummond in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Drummond is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Drummond actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.