The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Garrett Wilson
Garrett Wilson · NYJ · WR
“Wilson is already "Questionable" with that concussion. The witch only has to push gently.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Wilson was due a breakout.
- Wilson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Wilson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Garrett Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Garrett Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Garrett Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.