The Dropped Pass Hex of Garrett Wilson
Garrett Wilson · NYJ · WR
“Wilson is already "Questionable" with that concussion. The witch only has to push gently.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- The QB looks at Wilson exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Wilson's stadium. Only over Wilson.
85%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Wilson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Garrett Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Garrett Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Garrett Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.