The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Garrett Wilson
Garrett Wilson · NYJ · WR
“Wilson is already "Questionable" with that concussion. The witch only has to push gently.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Wilson gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
81%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single Giants jersey, ironically worn
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Wilson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Garrett Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Garrett Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Garrett Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.