The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Garrett Wilson
Garrett Wilson · NYJ · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Wilson's stadium. Only over Wilson.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson is already "Questionable" with that concussion. The witch only has to push gently.
- Wilson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Wilson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Garrett Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Garrett Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Garrett Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.