The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Garrett Wilson
Garrett Wilson · NYJ · WR
“Wilson gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Wilson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
76%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Wilson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Garrett Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Garrett Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Garrett Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.