The Phantom Holding Hex of Garrett Wilson
Garrett Wilson · NYJ · WR
“Wilson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
- Wilson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
87%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Wilson, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Garrett Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Garrett Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Garrett Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.