The Phantom Flag Hex of Garrett Wilson
Garrett Wilson · NYJ · WR
“Wilson is already "Questionable" with that concussion. The witch only has to push gently.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Wilson gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
73%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Wilson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Garrett Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Garrett Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Garrett Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.