The Butter-Finger Hex of Garrett Wilson
Garrett Wilson · NYJ · WR
“Wilson is already "Questionable" with that concussion. The witch only has to push gently.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Wilson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
83%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Wilson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Garrett Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Garrett Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Garrett Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.