The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Garrett Wilson
Garrett Wilson · NYJ · WR
“The broadcast shows Wilson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson is already "Questionable" with that concussion. The witch only has to push gently.
- Wilson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
87%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Wilson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Garrett Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Garrett Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Garrett Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.