The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Garrett Wilson
Garrett Wilson · NYJ · WR
“Wilson gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Wilson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Wilson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Garrett Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Garrett Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Garrett Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.