The Shadow Coverage Hex of Garrett Wilson
Garrett Wilson · NYJ · WR
“Wilson runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Ref: "Number Wilson, that's a flag." Wilson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
78%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Wilson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Garrett Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Garrett Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Garrett Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.