The Mystery Tweak Hex of Garrett Wilson
Garrett Wilson · NYJ · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Wilson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Wilson is already "Questionable" with that concussion. The witch only has to push gently.
80%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Wilson, Wilson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Garrett Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Garrett Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Garrett Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.