The Snap Count Hex of Garrett Wilson
Garrett Wilson · NYJ · WR
“Wilson gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Wilson is already "Questionable" with that concussion. The witch only has to push gently.
79%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Wilson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Garrett Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Garrett Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Garrett Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.