The Snap Count Hex of Garrett Wilson
Garrett Wilson · NYJ · WR
“Wilson scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson is already "Questionable" with that concussion. The witch only has to push gently.
- Wilson gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
87%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Wilson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Garrett Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Garrett Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Garrett Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.