The Butter-Finger Hex of Garrett Wilson
Garrett Wilson · NYJ · WR
“Wilson is already "Questionable" with that concussion. The witch only has to push gently.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Wilson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
74%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bears locker room
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Wilson, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Garrett Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Garrett Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Garrett Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.