The Phantom Holding Hex of Garrett Wilson
Garrett Wilson · NYJ · WR
“Wilson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson is already "Questionable" with that concussion. The witch only has to push gently.
- Wilson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Wilson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Garrett Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Garrett Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Garrett Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.