The Butter-Finger Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“Pickens gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Pickens's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Pickens gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
80%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Pickens drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.