The Late Scratch Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“Pickens does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Pickens gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Pickens will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
76%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single Eagles jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Pickens's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.