The Snap Count Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“Pickens tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Pickens scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Pickens goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
90%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Pickens's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.