The Snap Count Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“Pickens's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Pickens's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Pickens was due a breakout.
- Pickens gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
90%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Pickens's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.