The Snap Count Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“Pickens is already "Questionable" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Pickens goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Pickens drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
81%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Pickens's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.