The Butter-Finger Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“Pickens is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Pickens is already "Questionable" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.
- Pickens does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
92%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Pickens's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.