The Phantom Holding Hex of George Pickens
George Pickens · DAL · WR
“Pickens is already "Questionable" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Pickens's week
- Pickens gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- The broadcast shows Pickens on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
77%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Pickens's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse George Pickens in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Pickens is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Pickens actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.